Punk_Rock_Hardcore_Screamo_Alt
The Go! Club present 4 Star Treatment + Behind the Story + Save the Theory
4 Star Treatment:
“We are a Funk Punk Rock band from the west midlands, sutton coldfield to be specific ;). We consist of three pedofiles and one child, Adam W, Dwight R, Jessie C, and Tom L. formed in early i dont know when, we have created our own songs, with a vary in influences and tastes (Adam likes his kids for example, just to confirm we are only joking, he does not dabble in the pre teen reigon) leading to our unique sound. soon we shall start gigging following our upcoming demo recording of the 5 and counting songs we have. we give you the 4 star treatment, but only one star performance (lol oj,i wouldent give it one star....id give it lots 0=]). infact we should rename ourselves LOTS Star Treatment, which is far less catchier than our origional name, Which was more catchier then a baseball glove. please leave us some love, and enjoy our music.”
Behind The Story:
“We are a 5 piece Alternative/Screamo band from the Midlands. We have recorded our debut E.P with Romesh Dodongoda (FFAF, Glassjaw etc) and samplers of each song are on the myspace page now!” (link below)
Save the Theory:
Many years ago, in the lowly slums of Shitfield...Now known as Kings Norton, in the glorious Communist city of Birmingham...A child was born....
His name? Neil Williamson
Rumour has it, he was born with no eyes...Yet the doctors, desperate for an alternative for eyes, sew Neils testicals into his eye sockets as a cheap substitute for eyeballs...This is not true. It is true, however, that the midwife, instead of slapping the babies arse to make it cry, slapped Neils mother.
18 years later...
A young skinny-pale boy named Timothy Edwards comes of out rehab with Amy Winehouse, due to his unsationable addiction to sniffing Daz. He was pictured leaving many a night club with white soap powder around his nose and leaving behind him the scent of lemony freshness...
Tim, with nowhere to go but back to Tesco for more Daz to snort like chop, he decided to go to College, where he "accidently" walked in on Neil Williamson having a wank in a recording studio in September 2006.
A friendship unlike no other was born...
With little in common apart from comparing penis sizes and talking about The Artist Formely Known As Prince, they decided to put their knobs away and form a band.
Way back in 1989, the year the 80's dieded (thank God!), another boy-wonder was born...His name?
David Long
Rumour has it, that he got his surname from a porn mag. This is not true. He got his surname from a packet of school rulers.
Born with 4 arms, he was known as Doctor Octopus till the age of 4, when he woke up to find his 2 extra arms has fallen off and disappeared (to this day it is not know what happened to those arms). This lack of extra-arms forced David to play drums, while chained up to a drumkit, for a living outside a corner shop in Frankley till he ran away and went to school, where he befriended Neil Williamson after walking into the school toilet and stumbling over Neil, who was lying on the floor. Having a wank.
Neil, Tim and Dave, when not circle-jerking, were forming a band...But how can you have a band without the shitty forth member? The member no-one gives a fuck about?
The Bassist?
Fame turned to a steriod-enhaced she-male called Sam Moggan, when Neil was looking around on Myspace for photos of innocent, underage girls and saw a picture of Moggans Messed-Up Mixer and decided "We need him in the band even though he is aweful at bass!"
Rumour has it that Moggan is actually a Mongolian Vagabond Rug-Sales man who moved to Rubery to cocklefarm, but instead turned to steriods and grew a mini vagina.
This is not true.
All we know...He was born in 1990 and has 23 toes.
Togather, the band was born...PS I LOV- Waaaaiiit! No! That name was Shiiiiteeee!!
This is...SAVE THE THEORY
Venue: The Old Wharf, Oxford Street, Digbeth, B5 5NR
Time: 8pm
Links:
http://www.myspace.com/thegoclubmusic
http://www.myspace.com/4startreatmentuk
http://www.myspace.com/behindthestory
http://www.myspace.com/psiloveyouband
Coming Up ..... Tuesday 12th August
Indie_Rock_Punk_Pop
Humbucker presents Dead Like Hereos + Man! Points! + Hudson + Ethan Jackson.
Hudson:
For a band that started life over 5 years ago, Hudson are feeling surprisingly fresh! With a career that has consisted of numerous line-up changes, countless shows, oodles of music making, some bad experiences and even more good ones; when you look upon Hudson today you will find a band that are super-charged with a new lease of life.
Now with their strongest line-up to date they are armed with an innate passion & natural talent for what they do. Thunderously efficient drums cast forward an onslaught of guitar hooks that grab you by the lip and reel you in to an ever heart felt vocal where you will find deeper connotation & significance. Present them your heart strings and they will pull.
Venue: The Sound Bar, Corporation Street, B4 6SE (Nxt 2 Childrens Hospital)
Time: 8pm
Cost: £4, £3 NUS
Links:
http://www.myspace.com/theiconspresentsoundbar
http://www.myspace.com/manpointslive
http://www.myspace.com/hudsonband
http://www.myspace.com/ethanjamesjackson
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